Sent Demotivational Poster
LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts
BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."
RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!
COMPARISONS - My love life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.
SANTA'S NEW RULE -
VALENTINES DAY - "Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger -
THIS CHRISTMAS -
G-FORCE - The REAL ones!
FATHERS DAY -
PRESENTEEISM - Because misery loves company.
F86 SABRES FLY WITH A10 WARTHOG -
FINALLY - Santa gave me something I actually wanted for once
MUTUAL CONSENT -
IF YOU SEE THIS -
TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...
NO OPENING IT UP TOO SOON -
SANTA CLAUS -
Articulating Dissent -
WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES - You will move into your future. I will be held in the present and my poverty.
SAGE ADVICE -
OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Insures your plate presentation is perfect! (Now where did the grey one go?)
DISSENT - I must respectfully voice my disagreement. Asswipe.
REVENGE - Red - Hello Santa remember me? Santa - ? Red - You gave me coal last year.
FLASHBACK - Two things I have learned...you really can't go back. Cute kids doesn't mean cute adults. Have a nice day America.
TIME TOGETHER - deleted deleted deleted
WORDS OF ADVICE - Son... ya want to get far in life? Learn proper sentence structure and the use of more than 3 words in each one
CHRISTMAS TREES -
TIMMY - What did you buy him for Christmas ?
VALENTINE'S DAY - Some presents are better than others
BARBIE BIKES - They're the new way to keepin' it real
FRESH AIR AND JOY -
MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS -
SENTIMENTALITY - And then there are messages that are just too personal to be delivered via a card!
FINDING YOUR NICHE -
THE SENTRY -
The Gritty Reality of Photo Journalism……Deadlines -
The War At Home -
When Push Comes To Shove -
Twisted Words -
FROM TIME TO TIME -
A PROVERB -
The Grandfather Paradox -
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP - But they can wrap!
Sequels in my day -
HER BOYFRIEND - All he wants for Christmas is Global Warming!
Hopelessness of Indifference -
LAST MINUTE GIFT IDEAS - This year I listened to my wife. She said she wanted some lingerie I think she'd look sexy in. TADA!
BARBIE - Yeah, that's the doll I want for Christmas!
NO BETTER TIME - ...than the present to get working on that hit list of women that refused to date you.
GOING GREEN - Looks like the Evangelist is into recycling his Sermons!
BACK IN THE DAY.... -
I Love Jesus -
HOW MANY? -
BAD NEWS: SANTA HAS OUT-SOURCED CHRISTMAS DELIVERY - Good News: Computer navigational error has sent all the presents to your house.
ALL ATHEISTS - Can be represented by one man... yeah, sure...
MIME SCHOOL -
All in the Presentation -
CHRISTMAS DREAMIN' -
NAUGHTY & NICE - "Oh,Santa, was I really this nice!"
My favorite present -
The Journey -
back at you -
WANT LIST VS GOT LIST -
Belligerent Fallout -