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LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts




BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."




INTANGIBILITY -


TAGS: grasping the present
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - January 25, 2015, 8:36 am
..just like things in my mind
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 1:00 pm
I don't really like cats...but I love when they are confused...thanks for the 5L giggle this morning!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 10:51 am
Sister Has A Cat Just Like That Guy Good One GaryO Keep Up The Good Work.


RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!


TAGS: kamen mask masked rider senshi sentai super kaiju tokusatsu
Rating: 2.16/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
If he's 10 maybe Zed will be his friend?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm
strange?
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm
Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.
bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am
If you have some personal experience that you need to share...


COMPARISONS - My love life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari.


TAGS: representation love havenots
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:23 pm
A red, red rose Ferrari.
MissPriss - September 10, 2012, 10:22 pm
Sonny & Cher...you got me babe...haha. Thanks for the vote.
M0rd3kaI - September 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
Sounds All too familiar... 5L


INVISIBILITY -




SANTA'S NEW RULE -


TAGS: christmas presents
Rating: 4.49/5

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falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:49 pm
That's why we have Toys for Tots.
shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 7:30 am
AND THATS THE UGLY TRUTH, LOL 5l's


VALENTINES DAY - "Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger -


TAGS: valentines day sentiment
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:51 am
Sugar and spice. 5L


THIS CHRISTMAS -




G-FORCE - The REAL ones!


TAGS: g force gatchaman battle of the planets anime manga sentai superheroes superhero
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jalford

Drenix - August 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I though on this when I heard G-Force.


FATHERS DAY -


TAGS: absent father
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:03 pm
verily
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:44 am

epic


SURPRISE -


TAGS: life time day woman birthday gift joke present comic cake
Rating: 3.6/5

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regc7 - September 25, 2010, 9:36 am
I call BS. The court cost alone for that thing are in the billions.
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:39 am
:-D Funny!


PRESENTEEISM - Because misery loves company.




F86 SABRES FLY WITH A10 WARTHOG -


TAGS: past present respect
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:18 am
my friend's step-sister makes $87/hour on the internet. She has been out of work for 7 months but last month her paycheck was $15298 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on this site http://Run19.com
Derek - September 5, 2012, 1:51 am
Can't see them without being reminded of Neil Armstrong
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2012, 1:27 am
Love those F-86s! Classic!


PowerPoint -




FINALLY - Santa gave me something I actually wanted for once


TAGS: naughty present santa
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by guyfox

guyfox - June 18, 2011, 6:20 pm
nice......
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 6:10 pm
Instead of a stocking, I used to hang up pantyhose hoping Halle Berry would be there. No luck. Now maybe I'll try for Selena Gomez.
guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:21 am
you haven't been naughty enough
Kspace - December 22, 2010, 8:58 am
MMMMMyesss...I would stuff her stockings!


CHRISTMAS -




MUTUAL CONSENT -




IF YOU SEE THIS -


TAGS: child protective services sentence fat people to boot camp
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
famous last words : mamaaaaaaaaaaa im nuh FEWDDDDDDD
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 8:13 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Porcelina. What?? I live in Illinois (DeKalb) and I always heard it as CPS?
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back....
Koradan - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
CYFS in NZ. (Child Youth and Family) That poor woman and child are both in danger of suffocation.
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Wow I thought it was CPS everywhere O_O
Porcelina - December 12, 2009, 1:20 pm
Are you from Texas? I guess in Texas that's called CPS, but in Illinois it's called DCFS
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
I know I know I was probably a little mean...


TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...




NO OPENING IT UP TOO SOON -


TAGS: awkward presents decorations calendar
Rating: 4.92/5

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Alixian - August 1, 2011, 7:18 am
i sincerely hope not
Verdeckt - August 1, 2011, 6:58 am
Can I see bauble5?


SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: gives the best presents
Rating: 4.89/5

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rerun - May 27, 2012, 9:29 am

I remember this from MSNBC, great article.


Clairsentience -




REMINERS -




RESENTMENT -




Articulating Dissent -


TAGS: dissent freedom thought anarchy compensation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 27, 2014, 10:35 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - July 27, 2014, 8:18 am

real nice mr greybeard


LOOKOUT -




WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES - You will move into your future. I will be held in the present and my poverty.


TAGS: walk shoes future present poverty
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:07 pm
Thanks mao.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:05 am
nice.


SAGE ADVICE -




OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Insures your plate presentation is perfect! (Now where did the grey one go?)


TAGS: insures your plate presentation is perfect
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - May 18, 2010, 9:55 pm
You mean you wouldn't order it in my restaurant? Sniff... And it was a tribute...
GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:39 pm
YIPES!!! 5L


DISSENT - I must respectfully voice my disagreement. Asswipe.




REVENGE - Red - Hello Santa remember me? Santa - ? Red - You gave me coal last year.




FLASHBACK - Two things I have learned...you really can't go back. Cute kids doesn't mean cute adults. Have a nice day America.




TIME TOGETHER - deleted deleted deleted


TAGS: couple time resentment
Rating: 4.89/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:10 am
or as my wife puts it. How can I miss you if you never leave? 5L
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2010, 8:10 am
or as my wife puts it. How can I miss you if you never leave? 5L


WORDS OF ADVICE - Son... ya want to get far in life? Learn proper sentence structure and the use of more than 3 words in each one


TAGS: advice life proper sentence words
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - May 26, 2012, 6:41 pm
Anytime... At your service... In more ways than you could possibly think... ... ...
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 1:03 am
Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:22 pm
. . . Me appruves tihs . . . (Problem...?)


CHRISTMAS TREES -


TAGS: but dad where are we going to put the presents this year
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

shmoe13 - December 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Don't know yet, has to be fresh in my mind
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 5:08 am
Shmoe? whenare you going to try making one out?
shmoe13 - December 10, 2010, 5:07 am
woof lol
boeweizer - December 5, 2009, 3:42 am
i get it now thanks to greyscorpion my mind just wasn't that much in the gutter yet
phydeaux - December 4, 2009, 3:33 pm
I could get lost in there for hours...and be quite content...
Fatt Matt - December 4, 2009, 3:29 pm
Obviously you are not familiar with the glorious world of motorboating...
bard-of-gore - December 4, 2009, 3:09 pm
Saggy as fuck, what's the point?
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 2:08 pm
Ah, so the general idea is that she shaped up to be 'festive'. Gotcha. It's been a very long day.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 12:51 pm
does the phrase "Landscaping the Bushes" help?
Ed-Hyde - December 3, 2009, 12:41 pm
I'm having a slow day. Someone splain this too me. But I'm in the ame line with logic and agd. 5L for epic boobage anyway.
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 9:54 am
I'm standing in "ame" with Aggy. *pssssst!* Aggy? where the f*ck are we?
Anonymous2 - December 3, 2009, 9:25 am
Pics on NaughtyFake or I 1 lion this... Just kidding, 5 lions it is.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:13 pm
I stand in ame. 5L
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 10:53 pm
LOL! 5Ls
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:10 pm
Yes! If she dyed her pubes green, that'd be a little weird but I'd get past it almost instantly. 5.


TIMMY - What did you buy him for Christmas ?




VALENTINE'S DAY - Some presents are better than others




BARBIE BIKES - They're the new way to keepin' it real


TAGS: bike represent barbie
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
THis is better, System. Doesn't excuse the other stuff, but you need to try harder over all... be more discerning before submitting.


FRESH AIR AND JOY -


TAGS: freash air joy absenteeism motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.48/5

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CANADA - October 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
5 lions
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
probably told you doing the dishes were fun too
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
sure has you trained if you think thats a gift


MEMBERSHIP BENEFITS -


TAGS: one lion representing good and decent people
Rating: 3.35/5

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agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:46 pm
Sweeeeet... every group needs it's extremists.
Elredin - April 13, 2009, 9:37 pm
I hereby pledge allegance to the order of the one lion Death to all tunnels!
TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 9:30 pm
OH MAN! I just saw a SUPER hot redhead that CB posted...where do I sign up?!?1
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 9:25 pm
Ummmm.... where's my benefits?
Codes - March 24, 2009, 11:39 am
Ill join......
anonymous;P - March 24, 2009, 1:22 am
Im going to give this bad ratings; just for fun;)
Rex Quicksilver - March 23, 2009, 1:54 pm
(bows) A memeber of One Lion and forever proud! ^_^
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:59 am
Sign me up as a lifelong member, Ron.
RONSART - March 22, 2009, 2:58 pm
Thank You Sirs!
Mark - March 22, 2009, 10:31 am
Ron - You never cease to amaze me in the realm of "What can he do to top this?" Can I have a second membership? Tunnels = 1 but One Lion Club posters always = 5.
agdaniele - March 20, 2009, 4:27 pm
Benefits or not.... what's right is right!
BoneCD - March 20, 2009, 1:18 pm
No sloppy seconds for me, but I'll take the 10% off pizza


SENTIMENTALITY - And then there are messages that are just too personal to be delivered via a card!




FINDING YOUR NICHE -


TAGS: human resources sent me we have to talk
Rating: 2.92/5

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Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:39 pm
Awwwww, our opening bid was 1/5. I'm crushed.


PRESENTS -


TAGS: presents tampon mum
Rating: 2.86/5

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rerun - March 28, 2011, 7:56 pm

Mothers day is coming up soon.


THE SENTRY -


TAGS: sentry bear listening
Rating: 2.82/5

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LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 10:12 am
Yawn
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2010, 9:43 am
phoned in


Kryptonite -


TAGS: nerd comics sentry marvel dc
Rating: 2.23/5

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aaaaaberg - October 14, 2011, 6:27 am
The "S" obviously stands for Sexless.
Erin - April 21, 2009, 8:52 pm
Kryptonite does not bother him, but he is so bat shit crazy he can't leave his house. Marvel can screw up anything
K - December 3, 2008, 6:29 am
Looks like a WWE or Boxing title belt
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 6:17 pm
Looks like a penis licker.
Rob Reynolds - August 6, 2008, 2:39 am
Man thats the Sentry. marvels badass superman equivalent
Captain Douchebag - July 31, 2008, 9:52 pm
He's obviously Man With S On His Belt.
blah - July 31, 2008, 7:59 pm
Who the hell is he anyway?


The Gritty Reality of Photo Journalism……Deadlines -


TAGS: faux absentee depiction
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 10, 2013, 8:18 am
‘do dis’(??) Meant ‘no dis’……no, I don’t have a cold.
GaryO - November 10, 2013, 8:15 am
Do dis on the residents down there. I was in Corpus Christi when Camille hit. Geeeezus.
GaryO - November 10, 2013, 8:15 am
Also, the hype deemed required to make a story more of a story can get in the way of a journalist’s train of thought. Ever been present at an event or scene of an accident, then watch it later on the news, and go ‘what?’
GaryO - November 10, 2013, 8:14 am
Well, my skewed theme here was supposed to be how a journalist, under pressure, can come up with pics not necessarily current. It’s a deadline issue.
MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:47 pm
Some places couldn't be helped before during or after a natural disaster. Then there are the ones that others shouldn't even try. It's simply a sad fact of life.


The War At Home -


TAGS: protest police riot arrogance dissent
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 17, 2014, 10:23 pm
If anything would get your tased, this certainly would. :)
MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 4:54 pm
And pray you don't get a 5L tasering while you're trying to find that fine line.


Indisputable -


TAGS: same words different meaning hard boiled eggs beat sentences
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:55 am
But rather easy to fertilize....unfortunately.
Cannabal - January 30, 2014, 5:39 am
But an egg over-easy is hard to make....
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 12:07 am
But a broken drum...


When Push Comes To Shove -




Twisted Words -


TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am
punny...sorta


SURPRISE -




CINEMA -


TAGS: movies past present story cgi
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 28, 2014, 2:24 am
Certainly not "House of Flying Daggers"!


FROM TIME TO TIME -




ENTITLEMENTS -


TAGS: work perks dissent grounds coffee
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - September 13, 2012, 4:29 pm
By the way, nice avatar Miss P. Congrats on the title---> 70611
spacedog - September 13, 2012, 12:39 pm
I think free coffee is a way of life out there, even if it grinds on the rest of us. They have a distinct blend don't ya know. ;)
MissPriss - September 13, 2012, 10:13 am
Well what can you say...some students refuse to switch to decaf that they pay more for as compared to cup of the full bodied java they expect. Wow was that a hidden "political" view or what? Sometimes I scare myself teehee
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 9:33 am
That's Because Their Ass Holes !!
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 9:33 am
That's Because Their Ass Holes !!
spacedog - September 13, 2012, 9:30 am
Something is always brewing there. ;)
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 7:31 am
Montreal In The Summer !


A PROVERB -


TAGS: short sentence long experience cervantes
Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:12 pm

Stop...save yourself..(hugs)
GaryO - June 25, 2013, 11:06 am
Well, I do believe that’s a shot. Well played, LG. I’m sure there will be more opportunities as I type myself deeper into a hole.
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 11:31 pm

'Short'is such an evocative word... Sorry~~couldn't help it...
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 10:47 pm
Funny…….I thought of me too!
lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 10:02 pm

Saw the quote today and immediately thought of you.
GaryO - June 24, 2013, 8:06 pm
HAH!!!!


The Grandfather Paradox -


TAGS: stephen hawking time time travel future past present time machine
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 9, 2014, 8:35 pm
It's the pelvic thru-ust, that really drives you insa-a-ane!
Oldsod - March 9, 2014, 7:36 am
But surely, such is possible via the Time Warp. I mean, it's just a jump to the left...and a step to the ri-i-ight...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 2:00 pm
Time loop is used in some stories. That's an impossibility from all angles; nothing would progress, new memories would form but with the same old situations. People would live in perpetual deja vu.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:57 pm
Basically Kyle Reese couldn't have ever been John Connor's father. The math doesn't add up. Then, there's this whole time loop which is ludicrous every which way you look at it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
Lol!
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 12:31 pm
yer not helping....
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 8, 2014, 11:55 am
From the sound of your mind exploding, I'm guessing you looked up his Grandfather Paradox dissertation? Haha.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:21 am
mind; POOM!


WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP - But they can wrap!


TAGS: eminem presents
Rating: 4.78/5

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CloudchaserS - December 12, 2012, 4:19 am
Yer welcome :-)
MissPriss - December 11, 2012, 4:14 am
Well I want to thank you for the idea. Thanks for giving it a read.
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2012, 1:09 am
I like the pun here :-)


Sequels in my day -


TAGS: sequels past present hangover 3
Rating: 4.72/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2013, 5:04 am
So true. I get a kick out of it when Hollywood tries to release an "original," then come to find out there was a Russian or Japanese version that was made first - and was way better.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2013, 5:01 am
Thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
EmilioDumphque - May 11, 2013, 2:03 am
...and there's soooo many good stories that haven't been made into movies!
Krickit - May 10, 2013, 5:24 pm
100% agree, although I'll still probably watch it
Silverheart - May 10, 2013, 2:03 pm

And if not remaking, then they're milking it for every cent they can. Let's put the same characters together, only this time, they're... following this slight deviation to the formula established in the 1st movie. You really hit the nail on the head, 5Ls!


HER BOYFRIEND - All he wants for Christmas is Global Warming!


TAGS: melting christmas presents
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:01 am
And that is why you're on Santa's naughty list mariand! hohoho
mariand - November 28, 2012, 7:42 am
you're kidding me!..he's sick and tired of her... try with her neighbour...hehehe


Hopelessness of Indifference -




LAST MINUTE GIFT IDEAS - This year I listened to my wife. She said she wanted some lingerie I think she'd look sexy in. TADA!


TAGS: beef jerky christmas present
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 11:48 am
Oh..out of the mouths of babes teehee.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Like Bart Says Eat My Shorts.


BARBIE - Yeah, that's the doll I want for Christmas!


TAGS: barbie xmas present woman sexy
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2012, 6:44 pm
...and she still has a "full Brazilian" wax job.


NO BETTER TIME - ...than the present to get working on that hit list of women that refused to date you.


TAGS: hate present dumped
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - October 14, 2012, 3:58 am
Whoa there ug...you gonna be okay? Or was that code for a few of them gals is on your list too? Teehee.
ughomer - October 14, 2012, 3:46 am
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-cough-cough!


SENTANCE -




GOING GREEN - Looks like the Evangelist is into recycling his Sermons!


TAGS: marriage is a word not a sentence
Rating: 4.36/5

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spacedog - March 19, 2010, 6:06 pm
5Ls.


BACK IN THE DAY.... -


TAGS: nostalgia greybeard past present time
Rating: 4.29/5

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forseti - July 5, 2010, 4:21 am
that's deep. 5L
Hawamleh - July 5, 2010, 12:16 am
Thank You
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:50 pm
Brilliant


I Love Jesus -


TAGS: jesus religion presents chocolate
Rating: 4.27/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 11:02 am
or this one...5L
BobbEdwards - September 15, 2013, 3:19 am
Great Religifake material too


HOW MANY? -




BAD NEWS: SANTA HAS OUT-SOURCED CHRISTMAS DELIVERY - Good News: Computer navigational error has sent all the presents to your house.


TAGS: christmas santa presents address computer bad good
Rating: 3.68/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 9:49 pm
That is one big container ship
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 9:22 pm
Aaaaaargh.... Vegas is land-locked!!! 5L
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 9:21 pm
Is that the SS WalMart?? 5 Low prices


CELEBRATION -




MOTIFAKERS -




ALL ATHEISTS - Can be represented by one man... yeah, sure...


TAGS: stalin atheists representations
Rating: 2.58/5

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greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
Steph A...Catholics went to the camps too. Not nearly as many but they did..basicly anyone that didn't toe the line and denounced the official beliefs of the Nazi party did.Google 'The Eternal Ice theory' and 'The Hollow Earth theory'.
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:52 am
(continued) They also had a twisted occultist version of Norse mythology that they embraced as their official faith.
KDP3 - June 11, 2009, 6:15 pm
@ Steph A, Hitler was not not Catholic and most scholars debate what his true religious beliefs. He was known to practice paganism and denounce Jesus and has the love for Islam for there barbaric ways. But you can not represent one may for one faith.
Hendo - May 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Stalin was actually educated as a priest.
Steph A - April 17, 2009, 2:23 am
And the Catholics have Hitler.
Jordan - December 12, 2008, 1:46 pm
All motards can now be represented by this one...Yeah,sure


MIME SCHOOL -




FLASHBACKS -




All in the Presentation -


TAGS: touch boobs all presentation
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 11, 2013, 8:49 pm

Also to prevent some forms of breast cancer. http://now.msn.com/squeezing-breasts-can-stop-cancer


CHRISTMAS DREAMIN' -


TAGS: present to myself
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 1:23 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary...didn't post my reply as a reply...not thinkin' straight...feelin' sooooo tired teehee.
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 1:21 pm
Well then Santy better get me what I'm dreamin' of for Christmas. I'll even save him the trouble of going down the stairs to put it under the tree...my bedroom is just fine! Hm hm hmmmmm...
GaryO - December 24, 2012, 11:45 am
Prissy, you are a baaad girl…and Santy luuuves baaad girls


NAUGHTY & NICE - "Oh,Santa, was I really this nice!"




My favorite present -


TAGS: present favprite
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2016, 4:15 pm

hmmmmmmm
mizzdizz - December 18, 2015, 4:38 am
BOYS! LOL! TOOOoooo funny! 5 lol lions!
concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:38 am
Great one a 5er
GaryO - December 17, 2015, 10:29 pm
n-i-i-c-e
Bandit5906 - December 17, 2015, 10:21 pm
OMG perfect! 5L
JesusWept - December 17, 2015, 8:38 pm
LOL x 5


The Journey -


TAGS: old people memories past present
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 12:45 am
Answer to the question: Maybe...can't 'member. Wait am I missing the trip? Sure the senior's handi transit wasn't 'til yesterday. 5L right? Oh crap!
Bandit5906 - October 23, 2015, 8:18 pm
Answer to the question: No!


back at you -


TAGS: boston marathon bomber death sentance
Rating: 4.78/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2015, 3:05 am
He doesn't care. He DOES care if we cremate his remains though! DO IT! It will dissuade any followers.
Greybeard - May 16, 2015, 10:31 pm
Awe5ome..!!
mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:47 pm
Hoo-yeah!!!! 5L!!!!!!


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TAGS: war times nations civilization apocalypse present
Rating: 3.8/5

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Cannabal - June 15, 2015, 9:11 pm
This is Three-Dog. AWOOOOOOOO!
Cannabal - June 15, 2015, 9:10 pm
All wars entail attrition, otherwise they wouldn't be very profitable.
Dracovius - June 15, 2015, 10:09 am
I see what you did there #Fallout4IsComing
EmilioDumphque - June 14, 2015, 1:40 pm
Not if you don't have an achievable end-state you're working toward. Attrition wars are never a good idea.


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